I Have A Dog

By Jodi Darling

I have a dog.
His name is Jag.

I cut off his balls.
So they don't sag.

I have a dog.
His name is Zip.

He has balls.
Until they go snip.

I have a dog.
Her name is Whiskey.

She's red and cute.
And fluffy and frisky.

I have a pig.
His name is Bacon.

He screams like a girl.
No fakin'.

I have a dog.
Her name is Echo.

She laughs at me.

What a bitch.