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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Sporter Collies

I googled "Sporter Collie" and came up with the Urban Dictionary version.   Kind of entertaining...

2. sporter collie 6 up, 1 down

Not to be confused with the "border collie", a dog bred as a working stockdog, the sporter collie is a candy colored dog bred for dog sports such as obedience, agility, and flyball. Sporter collies are usually extremely fast, high octane dogs w/o an off-switch, and are sold for $1500+ because they are socialized to mailmen, thunderstorms, and Johnny Cash while still in the womb, and their parents are pretty and good at sports.
Popular producers of sporter collies are Hob Nob, Lock Eye, Rising Sun, and Contact Point.
Person 1: Look at that crazy border collie!! He just won't sit still while he watches all the other dogs do agility!

Person 2: No, that's a sporter collie.

Person 1: Ohh! Well, it sure is pretty."

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